You Know You Are Having a Bad Day When...
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You put both contacts in the same eye.
- You turn on the news and they are showing escape routes out of the city.
- You walk to work and later discover that your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
- You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business who called.
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
And the Surest Sign You Are Having a Bad Day...
- You wake up to realize your waterbed has burst... but then recall that you've never owned a waterbed.
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You put both contacts in the same eye.
- You turn on the news and they are showing escape routes out of the city.
- You walk to work and later discover that your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
- You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business who called.
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
And the Surest Sign You Are Having a Bad Day...
- You wake up to realize your waterbed has burst... but then recall that you've never owned a waterbed.
