# LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
# LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
# MARRIAGE - When you lose each other in a crowded room.
# LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
# LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
# MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?
# LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
# LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
# MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.
# LOVE - When you share everything you own.
# LUST - When you steal everything they own.
# MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
# LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
# LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
# MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to complain.
# LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
# LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
# MARRIAGE - When all you write are checks.
# LOVE - When your proud to be seen in public with your partner.
# LUST - When you only see each other naked.
# MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
# LOVE - When nobody else matters.
# LUST - When nobody else knows.
# MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
# LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
# LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
# MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
# LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
# LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
# MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.
# LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
# LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
# MARRIAGE - What's a climax?
# LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
# MARRIAGE - When you lose each other in a crowded room.
# LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
# LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
# MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?
# LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
# LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
# MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.
# LOVE - When you share everything you own.
# LUST - When you steal everything they own.
# MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
# LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
# LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
# MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to complain.
# LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
# LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
# MARRIAGE - When all you write are checks.
# LOVE - When your proud to be seen in public with your partner.
# LUST - When you only see each other naked.
# MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
# LOVE - When nobody else matters.
# LUST - When nobody else knows.
# MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
# LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
# LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
# MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
# LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
# LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
# MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.
# LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
# LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
# MARRIAGE - What's a climax?