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mali if u drink milk a night time u wi shit inna di mawninz wid ease...u mus train u bowels...me afi shit fi di day...if not by mawnin by afternoon:D

dede a get cross....woiiee i hope me inna di will...so rexxy try put me in dey...:D

rose me sey nuff a dem yaad fava riverton dump city....as bad as me dey jamaica fi me house a bashment yaad comparing to nuff rubbish bin wey me see people a live inna farrin.....me afi big up me pussy,,nuttin name bus come near it:D

rose me ago buy a cooking book fi u birrthday:D

yu fava mutaburuka pan coke:D

a musi gasin har belly katt cawz me wah kno how mule fi breed..ahahahahahahah dede come me tek u go wah docta fi gas pain:D

a fi u face wah rebawn:D

katt my hair is real...me nuh wear wig....all u wey live inna wif nuh fi talk cawz di way yu head big di wig afi krazy glue pan u skull...u nuh shame u ole hog? ahahahaha...yu luddy.,...

jet blue nuh go jamaica so a mus private jet katt.....me nuh local me international....see u damn face fava wen pigeon cottage...low me big head gyal...yu pussy outdated and expired lakka fi pj batty....ahahahah gwey gyal....at least dede hair a human hair..not weave or wig wey stink lakka shit:D

dede can u imagine....people wah sue we fi trace dem yet dem a come pan yah so? ahahahahahahahahahhaah katt aint dat some funny shit? no man dis a comedy central.....i wuda never evn show bak my face muchless...den again some people aint got no shame

katt me nuh cotch up inna bus fi hol my fukks....try fix dat up....fi me hole a platinum....a di jet man afi tek fi come see me...and all wen dem tek di jet come see, if dem nuh pass di test i send dem bak home pan di jet...a nuff people me do dat wid and rexxy sey me wicked....i are not...

this man is a pathological liar...he is not a rasta he is a dread...a dread alone tell lies and cawz trouble...a bun him locks fi bun awf and dash wey

griddin me a talk di tings cawz a so it go..keiva use to all tek rubbish truck go azylum go dance...and a gwaan like she hot......nuff a dem dancer nuh have shit...see ice dead and him never even own a good bed......all dme tek dem money buy a clothes and shoes......dem nuh live nuh wey and em...

tony go bade a dat yu fi do and go learn fi cook.....luciano aint no saint...a same so him beat up freckles...and get bodyguard...and now him find himself inna hotwata....him fi gwey...him damn well kno sey him kno di man was wanted......and a come gwaan like him innocent......him fi gwey...

katt low me head...all if it big at least me have likke sense inna it......dats why me haffi big up me pussy eno...no pal man never even see di draws muchless me tunnie.......mek me go look if greyhound have no special..katt may need a trip pan di jolly ole bus go see krime:D

ahahahahhahahahahahah mali dont figet dem also call dem virtual lawyer or police(po-po as madea would call it) wen war start...war wey dem start too.....oh am a call my lawyer...how dem ago sue? sen me di summonds to my ip address..ahahahahahahahaha..i ded....:D

you ARE not the father........man i should be maury's assistant..kick awf di people dem awf di stage:D

do u think cooking is important? wat if a woman cant cook? would a man leave a woman for that? jus like men...women would u leave a man because he cant cook? bway a man afi can cook fi me cawz wen me tek sick him mus can cook sinting...jus like wen him sick me can cook him sinting

hell no...man a wear extra tight pants like him a ballerina or him a rambo(man in tights)........me see man wid all pants tighter dan mines...it mek dem look gay...i am totally against it....:)

keiva bruk an nobadi nah buy har shoes mek she gawn bak to dancing..gyal a sell har ugly shoes and she afi pay big uptown rent fi shop and it a bruk har so she gawn bak to har regular dancing...hissteeth