You Know You Are Having a Bad Day When...

You Know You Are Having a Bad Day When...
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

- You put both contacts in the same eye.

- You turn on the news and they are showing escape routes out of the city.

- You walk to work and later discover that your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.

- You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business who called.

- Your blind date turns out to be your ex.

- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

And the Surest Sign You Are Having a Bad Day...

- You wake up to realize your waterbed has burst... but then recall that you've never owned a waterbed.

Of course you know that there are only 2 kinds of sex for a woman...pre-marital and post-divorce ;o