The Fastest Thing

4 jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach.They were all philosophizing on what the fastest thing in the world was.

Seymour said "I tink de fassess ting is a thought because before you can tink it it already thought"

Winston said "na man da fassess ting is a blink cos before you
tink to blink you dun blink already"

Delroy said "na man da fassess ting is helectricity because when you turn on the lite it travel fass and de lite come on"

Leroy say "na man de fassessting is diarrhoea"
`DIARRHOEA!` they all say.

yes cos las nite before i could tink blink or switch de lite on me s--t meself