Raasta Application and Interview

Name: Deportee Dread Ama Baka Yaad from Farin

Age: I man no count birtday

Date of birth: Mi sey Rasta noh deal wid dem tings mon

Address: uppa di hills a Wesmorlan

Tel No.: I man no participate in di Babylon system

Marital Status: single married

No. of children: I an I hav nuff common law wit 21 lickle soljas a run roun' di island

Occupation: Sell Jelly coconut pan Spanish town road and gunja outta mi kitchen winda

Company Name: I man nuh keep company, yuh nuh seeit

Present position: Mi like di lizard lap position, but mi open to any adda position.

Avergae monthly income: depends pan di season n' di demands fi di weed, sometimes business slow an ting.

Credit Reference: Mor' Fyah!!! I man no deal wit credit... strictly up front dollas a do it.

Unsecured Overdraft limit: Chat H'english.... A wha di rass dat mean?

Secured Overdraft limit: Mi seh yuh fi chat English.

Personal loan amount: Tony owe mi bout 40gran... a gwine buss im claut when mi buck im up... watch mi an im.

Monthly payment: Ask Tony... cause a monts now mi nuh si not a cent fram im.

No. Of Payments outstanding: Yuh def!! Mi sey Tony nuh gi mi back mi money so all a it outstanding!!!

Mortgage Loan amount: Mi nah pay mortgage fi mi zinc shed.... is I man buil'dat.

Monthly Payment: yuh come back a ask di same foolishness.

No. Of monthly payment outstanding: is wha' do dis ooman? MI SEY TONY NUH PAY MI YET!!!

This interview is over~~~ Application for Loan~~~~DENIED

GOH WEH!!!... unu hypocrite and sadomite unu!!!