The Wife Who Wanted Implants

A woman was wanting to get breast implants. She asked her husband, "Do you think we can afford $5000 to get me some bigger boobs?"

The husband replied, "Honey, I have a perfect solution to this problem and it won't cost us a dime. Just take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts over and over and your boobs will get bigger."

"How on Earth will that work?," the wife asked.

"I don't know how it works, but it sure did work on your ass after all these years and look how big it has become!"