Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Rexxxy yuh teef mi poe hem come mek post an knot even gimme credit feet... wat a bwoi teef... Mii poe hem sell awff eee

Mi a go call mi lawyer pon yuh... Yeah unu feel a wukliss ppl alone call dem lawyer ova post??? woieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mi motherrrr

Nah tell no lie dat sell awf!!! LOL I had to come back come read it again
Sum eediat gal wouldnt undastan it caz dem only use dem head fi do one ting...i wonda wat