Duppy Joke

A man a beg a ride one night in a some heavy rain and pon top of it di place dark. Him could a hardly see. Suddenly a car stopped next to him. Without thinking, he got in and closed the door, just to realize that there was nobody behind the steering wheel. The car moved slowly. He looked ahead and saw a curve in the road. Scared he started praying, begging for his life. He was terrified. Just before hitting the curve a hand appeared through the window and turned the steering wheel. The man, now paralyzed with fear, watched how the hand kept appearing every time they got to a curve. Gathering all his courage, he jumped out and ran to the nearest lights he could see. Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and asked for a double whites. After drinking it, he told every one of the horrible experience he just had. Everyone was silent when they realized he was crying. About half an hour later, two men came walking into the bar and, on seeing the terrified man, one said to the other: "Yow John, nuh di ediat dat wha jump inna di car while wi did a push it".