Jamaican Robbery

A Jamaican bank robber went into a bank at Half Way Tree and pull out a gun and said:

"Hevry Baddy li dung pon di groun or ah shoot yu blood clat"
" Tella! ful up the grip wid dollas"

After the teller filled up the suitcase with money, the robber said to one man on the ground:

"Yu dey! Yu see a rabbry ere toodey?" The man said "yes! mi si every ting"
So he shot the man dead and said to the next man lying beside him.

"Yu dey! Yu see a rabbry ere toodey?"
The man said "No Sah! but mi wife see every ting"