No Hope For Magga PPl

Anybody notice dat every channel u turn to it ha sum commercial bout how to loose weight ? so wahm wah happen to d magga ppl ? we nuh wah get phat..........man i does eat 24/7 and i cah not put on a ounce ah phat.......ah favour d sprite man all yuh know dat sprite commercial wid d likkle stick man? any magga ppl out deh feel d same way ?

i doesss eat alllll damn dayyy and i dont get fat....that shit be bugggingggg me the hell out....mi well waan gainnn weight..dem have every thing telling u tooo how to loose weight but none telling u how to gainn....dem need fi mek up some thing....... magaa gall pum pum fat though thas y mi glad mi maga...QQ

unu musi have worms..cawz i eat and i will gain weight...am very fat now..qq... i may need sumadi fi push me inna wah wheelborrow or buy me 2 plane ticket fi one way trip...woiiee a wah tek some whale......big up me likkle slimaz self

ahahahha sharppppppppppppppppppp...u seet a through di whalee dem jealousssss......................dem a look companyy............big up my flat belly and stretch mark freeee skinnn....hoohooo nowwww..

dede its bad wen stretch mark all tek up u face.....its jus so sad.....some gyal can only walk a nite wen stretch mark gawn hide....a daytime dem turn michael jackson and a sing like rihanna(a walk wid umbrella) woiiieeeeeeee...

yuh seet sharpp some a dem stretch markkk all have design like tatooo...ahahha

wen man a fuk dem...em afi wear shades like ray charles and a sey dem hole big like fi...GEORGIAAAAAAAA.....hehehehehe